This is why I love knitters....

We come in all types... including those who have a sick and twisted (but normally functioning) minds.

Meet George II... (he's the second one I've made)

This is a wonderfully written pattern by CraftyHedgehog.  She thinks up some of the neatest stuff.. go look at her etsy site if you want to see all the wonderfully twisted patterns she has.

She was also kind enough to allow me to use her pattern to knit up George II as a donation for raffle.

Now... I went NUTS looking for a small cork board to pin him to.  I didn't want to use a real dissection tray (they kinda stink, even brand new).  I finally, (after about three weeks of hunting) had an epiphany and made my own using a cork tile and a 8x10 picture frame.

I need to make one of these to hang in my bathroom.